That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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