Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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