Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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