Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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