I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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