her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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