Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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