I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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