using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I've blown a few things in my day
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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