Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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