I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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