Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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