I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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