As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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