In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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