were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i out mim tonsoeep
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
