Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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