They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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