Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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