ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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