I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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