Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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