i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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