Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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