bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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