I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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