So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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