Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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