yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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