i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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