im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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