I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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