Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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