He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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