Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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