another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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