This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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