Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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