im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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