Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Define "chronic" masturbator.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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