Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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