we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
whose ass print is on the piano?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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