Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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