So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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