so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
True college students do jello shots in the library
Do plants get herpes?
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