I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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