Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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I need you to use more vowels.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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