apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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