i think my mom watched the whole time
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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