It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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