Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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