Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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