Define "chronic" masturbator.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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