Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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