do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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